Saturday, March 03, 2012

Points of View



  • Optimist - The glass is half-full.
  • Pessimist - The glass is half-empty.
  • Realist - Yep. That's a glass, alright.
  • Idealist - One day, cold fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war.
  • Capitalist - If I bottled this and give it a New Agery sounding name, I could make a fortune.
  • Communist - This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure.
  • Conspiracist - The government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes. 
  • Sexist - This glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun.
  • Nihilist - This glass does not exist and neither do I.
  • Opportunist - There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere.

I LOLed at the "mind-control purposes" part. Dang, If i am to be a conspiracist (if there is such a word), then I would be completely paranoid.

So which are you?


* Image from Google.


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    1. Hehe! Very optimistic! :D

      Ako naman.. Optimist din yata. Thinking positive. Law of attraction.. What you think, you become. Pero minsan, Realist din ako. hehe.

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  2. pessimist ako. :( :))
    I hate it! X(

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    1. Aw. It's okay.. Each of us has a different personality. Pessimism works for you.. :)

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  3. Communist! I wana share it to everyone. And we're all equal! :)

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    1. Yay.. apir! I'm more of a realist than an optimist.. I'm a bit of both. XD

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  5. Parang dalaw ako, Realist na may pag optimist

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    1. Weh? Di nga... hehe. Ikaw ha, Ms Chris.. XD

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  7. Wow! Gling galing, clap clap.. I'll go for optimist!

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    1. hehe.. Clap, clap! :D Iba nga naman ang hatak ng optimism..

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    1. I'd like to think na ganun din ako.. with a little bit of optimism on the side. :)

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  9. sexy ako, este sexist! haha..happy weekend super leah :)

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    1. Hahaha! Ano ka ba.. bakit mo sinosolo? Sexy TAYO! Ganun dapat. hehe..

      Happy weekend, zai! XD

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  10. minsan optimist na pessimist. hahahaha.

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  11. I think I am more of an optimist and and idealist :) yup! Truly I am an idealist but as well as a realist :)

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    1. An idealist and optimist, and a realist as well.. Wow. :)

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    2. hahah. yah~ a mixture of those three :)

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  12. idealist and realist ata ako, and may bahid ng optimist hehe

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    1. Pareho kayo ni Nowitzki oh.. Usually, idealism and realism oppose each other.. but if it works for you, wow.. XD Galing!

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  13. Actually the opportunist would say "While you were debating this I slept with your mothers." It's true I saw it in a comic! I really didn't think a half full cup of water could be used by a sexist but there it is...

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    1. Hahaha! That should have been perfect line for the opportunist. lol.. XD

      Frankly, I don't get the connection of the half-glass of water to being sexist. Maybe...hmm.. is it because the man's ordering a woman to refill the glass? Is that it? Oh well.. :)

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    2. I think it is because he's telling the woman that it isn't going to refill itself yeah.

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  14. Oh~, I need that t-shirt!

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  15. The idealist has it so wrong :( War will never end. And yep, those are glasses all right.

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  16. I'm the idealist, but then again my drinks would get me to be a nihilist sometimes.

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  17. one I would add
    misogynist - fill my glass now woman!

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  18. pessimist na optimist haha ang labo ko

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  19. Ako optimist ako, hehehe!

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