- Optimist - The glass is half-full.
- Pessimist - The glass is half-empty.
- Realist - Yep. That's a glass, alright.
- Idealist - One day, cold fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war.
- Capitalist - If I bottled this and give it a New Agery sounding name, I could make a fortune.
- Communist - This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure.
- Conspiracist - The government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes.
- Sexist - This glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun.
- Nihilist - This glass does not exist and neither do I.
- Opportunist - There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere.
I LOLed at the "mind-control purposes" part. Dang, If i am to be a conspiracist (if there is such a word), then I would be completely paranoid.
So which are you? ☺
* Image from Google.
sa optimist ako :D
ReplyDeleteHehe! Very optimistic! :D
DeleteAko naman.. Optimist din yata. Thinking positive. Law of attraction.. What you think, you become. Pero minsan, Realist din ako. hehe.
pessimist ako. :( :))
ReplyDeleteI hate it! X(
Aw. It's okay.. Each of us has a different personality. Pessimism works for you.. :)
DeleteCommunist! I wana share it to everyone. And we're all equal! :)
ReplyDeleteHehe.. For equality!! XD
Deleterealist! XD
ReplyDeleteYay.. apir! I'm more of a realist than an optimist.. I'm a bit of both. XD
DeleteParang dalaw ako, Realist na may pag optimist
ReplyDeleteLike me.. yey. :)
Deleteidealist ako
ReplyDeleteIba ka.. :)
Deletesexist ako haha
ReplyDeleteWeh? Di nga... hehe. Ikaw ha, Ms Chris.. XD
DeleteWow! Gling galing, clap clap.. I'll go for optimist!
ReplyDeletehehe.. Clap, clap! :D Iba nga naman ang hatak ng optimism..
DeleteRealist, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think na ganun din ako.. with a little bit of optimism on the side. :)
Deletesexy ako, este sexist! haha..happy weekend super leah :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Ano ka ba.. bakit mo sinosolo? Sexy TAYO! Ganun dapat. hehe..
DeleteHappy weekend, zai! XD
minsan optimist na pessimist. hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteLaban o bawi? hahaha.. XD
DeleteI think I am more of an optimist and and idealist :) yup! Truly I am an idealist but as well as a realist :)
ReplyDeleteAn idealist and optimist, and a realist as well.. Wow. :)
Deletehahah. yah~ a mixture of those three :)
Deleteidealist and realist ata ako, and may bahid ng optimist hehe
ReplyDeletePareho kayo ni Nowitzki oh.. Usually, idealism and realism oppose each other.. but if it works for you, wow.. XD Galing!
DeleteActually the opportunist would say "While you were debating this I slept with your mothers." It's true I saw it in a comic! I really didn't think a half full cup of water could be used by a sexist but there it is...
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That should have been perfect line for the opportunist. lol.. XD
DeleteFrankly, I don't get the connection of the half-glass of water to being sexist. Maybe...hmm.. is it because the man's ordering a woman to refill the glass? Is that it? Oh well.. :)
I think it is because he's telling the woman that it isn't going to refill itself yeah.
DeleteOh~, I need that t-shirt!
ReplyDeleteThe idealist has it so wrong :( War will never end. And yep, those are glasses all right.
ReplyDeleteI'm the idealist, but then again my drinks would get me to be a nihilist sometimes.
ReplyDeleteone I would add
ReplyDeletemisogynist - fill my glass now woman!
pessimist na optimist haha ang labo ko
ReplyDeleteAko optimist ako, hehehe!
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